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The (Un)Official TDB Rules

Postby Saikano (imported) on Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:42 pm

Everyone knows them to some extend. These rules born in the heat of combat, while fighting through some dark dank instance. In order to keep our progress smooth and guildchat in-jokes understandable...

These are TDB's REAL rules!

1) Never Follow Cheekybelle. You never know where you'll end up and if you'll live long when you get there.

1.a. Cheekybelle should follow other people
1.b. Don't follow Talantio either


2) It Wasn't a Wipe, All's Well. So you pulled another 2 groups, a pat and those 2 stealthed mobs? No worries, as long as one person survived it Wasn't a Wipe, so All's Well.


3) Stay Out of Green Stuff. Or red stuff. The black stuff hurts as well. That purple-pink stuff looked innocent enough, but what a surprise was that! In fact stay out of most oddly colored things. Except when the raid leader says it's ok. Then again, it could be a trick.


4) Do Not Let Dristan Sap. Our beloved great leader, master of swords, assasin of fashion sense, great knees, stealthy as a fireworks factory going off inside a china shop...


5) Enigmos Has a Lol-macro, don't believe anything he says about this being untrue, we know he really does have one.


I probably forgot some, feel free to add.
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Postby Morollan (imported) on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:06 pm

6) Do not mention Yoda when on voice comms.


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Postby Hawksun (imported) on Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:37 pm

7) Rogues get ready to run around like crazy when Hawk tanks. Rumour has it he does it on purpose.


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Postby Saikano (imported) on Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:05 am

Discovered tonight number




8 ) Never Let Tanks Dress Themselves, not only will they look like they threw on something in a dark room and missed, remembering the proper resistance gear for a certain fight proves a challenge as well.
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Postby Hawksun (imported) on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:38 pm

Int 33 FTW!


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Postby Saikano (imported) on Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:10 am

9) If you have not repaired, you are not prepared. Cheeky came up with that. It rhymes.




10) All heroic Setthek Halls runs where Anzu will be summoned will have a spot for Saikano, untill the day she manages a winning roll on the mount. That will be on about the 8th time it drops. (amount of drops so far: 0)
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Postby Morollan (imported) on Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:11 pm

11) Only shaman are allowed online before 9am at weekends.


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Postby Cheekybelle (imported) on Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:34 pm

12) Not really a rule, but kind of.. It's the guild's winning tictac: Keel it till it's dead. If it's not dead, keep keeling it.


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Postby Vellat (imported) on Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:34 pm

13) if in doubt, throw drexx at it
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Postby Hawksun (imported) on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:18 am

14) Just don't die (Luci)


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Postby Vellat (imported) on Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:04 pm

15) if Sc dies the run is going well
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Postby Dris (imported) on Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:51 pm

Vellat wrote:


15) if Sc dies the run is going well





15] if sc dies there *is* a run...




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Postby Cheekybelle (imported) on Mon May 05, 2008 9:49 pm

Dris wrote:



Vellat wrote:



15) if Sc dies the run is going well





15] if sc dies there *is* a run...




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Yeah, a free corpse run for all.. :S


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Re: The (Un)Official TDB Rules

Postby Dris on Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:09 pm

16. if you've died more times than mak in a raid, you're doing something *very* wrong.

a. check you are wearing armour
b. make sure you're with 24 other people at all times
c. offer the healers a bigger bribe than you are currently

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Re: The (Un)Official TDB Rules

Postby Toad on Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:38 pm

16. if you've died more times than mak in a raid, you're doing something *very* wrong.

a. check you are wearing armour
b. make sure you're with 24 other people at all times
c. offer the healers a bigger bribe than you are currently

d


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